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  • Apr. 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 PM

Check out the 30 second preview on youtube and then click the pic below to buy it to buy it... you know you want it... they put you in a trance - a BOOBIE trance!!




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Check out the first of MANY vides Miss Nikki and I made (and will be making throughout the weekend). Consider yourself lucky!! Click the pic to purchase the video:



And another Giantess Clip where Miss Nikki and I crush you between Our big 34D boobs!! I've even added some sound FX to this one too. Click the pic and buy it:



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Finally... My Manolo's are here...

  • Mar. 5th, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Only 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY - MARCH 8TH!!!! Visit My wishlist and make Me smile: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/6ECFIAJQ4AKS




After contemplating how badly I wanted to walk 6 blocks to pick up My Manolo's I decided I was feeling a little too lazy. Brainstorming I came up with the perfect idea. Last time steve-o and I went shopping he bought Me the Christian Louboutin's... however Barney's had to special order them from their NYC store. No a big deal, everything was taken care of and the shoes were special ordered and overnighted to My address. Well... this last time the lady (the same lady that was there the first time W/we were shopping,lol, and she remembered U/us too) had to special order them AGAIN and had them overnighted to the store here instead of My address. I was fully aware of this, but was anxious to move on to the next store so I just figured "what the hell." Steve-o and I only had a little less than 30 mins left and I was not even close to being done shopping. At the time I figured I'd find some way to walk back there the next day to pick them up Myself. BUT... that didn't happen, as always I found better things to do, bigger fish to fry, etc. After a few days had passed I decided to play the "Ignorant" card and call the store. "Hi, It's Lyne, you special ordered those size 41 Manolo's for Me last week and I have yet to receive them... just wondering what's going on?" The lady responds VERY APOLOGETICALLY "Oh yes, they're here!!! I'm so sorry I was wondering what was going on since you hadn't come to pick them up yet! I'm so so soooo sorry I will overnight them to your house today! you should have them by tomorrow afternoon." PERFECT!!! And... here they are (Click for full size):




Beautiful, huh? That's what I thought :)

Miss Nikki gets in tonight and I have a lot of things to get done before she gets here. I need to compile all My tax information on a spreadsheet and submit it to My accountant today too, but that might actually need to wait until next week. Ugh, I'm such a procrastinator. I HATE TAXES!!!!!! Luckily, I'm good at saving, thank God - or else I'd be screwed.

If anyone has any suggestions for SIMPLE videos that Miss Nikki can guest-star in, be sure to send Me an email. I'll see what I can do - although you can guarantee a video by purchasing a custom video. Click the buttons below to pay for your custom videos. If you would prefer to pay some other method (amazon, greendot, etc.) please let Me know so W/we can arrange something.





Make sure you email Me to make sure I will honor your specific custom idea. God knows the stupid kinky ideas you idiots come up with some times.... and God knows I'm not about to bend over backwards for you either.

Time to get some work done.

slave ken, do you have the penis prison yet??? I need updates (I know I have yet to respond to your emailS, I am bussssssssssssssy).



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Only a few more days until My birthday...

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 AM

Oh yes... My birthday is coming right up... I can't wait!! And not to mention My caribbean vacation. It's going to be sooo nice lying on the beach with My man, relaxing, and drinking fruity cocktails. I'm so excited! And for those of you that don't know - My birthday is March 8th, and I have recently been updating MY amazon wishlist to accommodate some of My birthday wants/needs. Get on it.... I only deserve to be pampered daily, but ESPECIALLY on My birthday. Visit MY wishlist here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/6ECFIAJQ4AKS

I really don't have much to update on except I STILL haven't made it to Barney's to pick up the Manolo's that steve-o bought for Me last week while shopping. I hate going over there... it's really obnoxious, I'm actually going to call in today and see if they can ship them to Me instead. I seriously don't want to have to go out of My way to get to Barneys... yes, I'm that's lazy - not even for Manolo's.

Speaking of steve-o, that video really is kicking some ass on My C4S page... lol. Steve-o keeps begging for it to be taken down... so if you want the video, you should buy it asap, because I may actually be nice and take it down for him. Who knows... but probably not without some serious ca$h. you ready for it steve? Cough it up and I'll take it down! Promise ;)

slave ken's CB is in the mail... and I already started My series of TORMENT videos for him. I know he's dying right now, knowing that I've already started tormenting him and he doesn't even have the CB yet. how

Why is it that seeing a man cry is incredibly fucking hilarious to Me? LOL.. I'm watching the View now and they're showing a clip from the Bachelor last night and I'm laughing so hard I seriously think I might piss Myself. LOL... hahahaha.. what the fuck. So gross... this guy is such a tool, such a pussy... he deserves a swift kick in the nuts. Apparently he chose one girl and she denied him and then went back and chose the woman he just dumped. Oh.... choice #1 realized you're a total fucking tool and peaced out on you... and so you had to go to choice #2. Life suck to be you, tool.

Check out the picture from last night... "You Can't Afford ME" is right... but then again you already knew that.


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new videos to torment you...

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 PM

Well... the videos were specifically made to torment slave ken.... since he will be going into chastity this week! MWAAHAHAHAA..... how nice of Me to produce some seriously hot videos PRIOR to having him locked in chastity - BUT, he's not allowed to watch one of those videos until he's all locked up. That means I'm sure slave ken will be replaying the 10 sec preview over and over and over again... until that shiny little CB arrives in the mail. At which point I'm sure he'll be sooo excited and scared at the same time. FINALLY he gets to watch the video.. but then again he'll be in chastity :) I love being evil... and you said you loved shiny things, right?? Well that CB is pretty shiny... you think it will satisfy your shiny fetish? LOL!





Oh and how could I forget about the new foot video. And how perfect to make a foot video RIGHT after I got My new pedicure. I love the new color! It's like a hot pink/fuchsia. The perfect color to get Me in the mood for My caribbean vacation next week :) I can't wait! Click the pic for the video!



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I'm watching the Villanova vs. Georgetown game and since slave ken is in Vegas I had him place some bets. One of those bets is on this game... and I'm going for Georgetown. The spread is 6.5... so wish Me luck!! Coffee and money in the AM.... mmm.. yummy.

I'm trying to finish of February STRONG.. so here are My most recent videos for you foot/ass lovers out there. Check out My new pair of shiny metallic leggings (they're actually purple but on camera they show look more blue). Watch as I tease and taunt you in these shiny SKIN TIGHT metallic leggings... confirming once again that you're only purpose should be to PLEASE Me!! So get to clicking!! Buy this video:




And of course I FINALLY did another foot video... the first one is a babyoil video that has been requested for YEARS now!! I finally got around to it yesterday, luckily for you guys!! I bought the babyoil and everything almost a year ago and now I finally have a video for you guys to enjoy:




And.. another video that has been requested/suggested for YEARS now.. finally a video of My feet in a pair of pantyhose. All of you pantyhose/foot fetishists out there REJOICE because I've finally made your dreams come true!! Now buy it!!




Go Hoyas!!!! Time for some brekkie.

UPDATE *$420 for Me - Georgetown AND FLORIDA STATE pulled it off!!!!! WHEWWW!!!!

C'mon Duke!



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shopping is so much fun...

  • Feb. 25th, 2009 at 3:32 PM

especially when someone else pays for it!!! Click the pic to buy the video losers!!! WHO'S NEXT?!



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Shopping with steve-o

  • Feb. 25th, 2009 at 8:40 AM

I got up early today because I have a plan to go shopping with blackmail slave steve-o today around 11:30. W/we've been planning it for a while, but haven't been able to coordinate O/our plans. Last W/we spoke he was a little nervous about getting together. Aww.... so sad... lol. Now I just need to get everything done before it's time to meet up.

How about the Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal ?? I hate listening to him talk. I'm not hard-core anti-republican, as a matter of fact, I have no idea what I'd consider Myself (Dem/Rep/Libertarian). I'm just Me - an Obama supporter. I'm mixed on My views though... I go back and forth on social and economic issues, but so far I'm pretty much 100% pro President Obama and his policy. And it's not only because he's from Chicago, it's because he actually knows what he's talking about and I trust him. He's engaging and inspiring.... much different from O/our past president. Anyway.. this Bobby Jindal kills Me when he speaks... he sounds like a cartoon character - the way he bounces his voice up and down. Ugh.. annoying.

Anyone a fan of The Watchmen? I'm pretty excited for the movie, and I'm usually not the type to get excited about Sci-fi/Comic-book type movies. It's hard for Me to even watch Batman. BUT.. I started reading The Watchmen last week and I'm trying to finish it before the movie in a week and a half. I try to read it while on the Stairmaster, which isn't exactly the easiest thing to do. Those comic books have a lot going on - it's easy to get distracted/confused especially when you're sweating up a storm working out.

slave ken is going to Vegas and of course we're making some Basketball game bets. Let's hope I win :) Oh and I'm also making him put some cash on black and play $20 in the Wheel of Fortune slot machine, lol.

Okay, gotta get moving. Toodles!



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Skiing and such... NEW FACESITTING VIDEO!

  • Feb. 24th, 2009 at 8:02 AM

Wow, skiing was soo much fun... but I really need some practice. Now that I have some sweet gear to wear out on the slopes, I have an excuse to go more often. Maybe next time Ill hit the slops in Colorado? Actually skiing in Colorado would make me soooo nervous.

LOL... I started out off the ski lift just fine... except I couldn't get going. Everyone was ahead of Me at the top of the slope looking back, waiting for Me. Those skis are hard to maneuver, I actually felt like I wanted to lift My legs almost like skating. BUT.. that didn't work. Anyway... so My friends are ahead of Me looking back, waiting for Me to catch up to them. Then all of a sudden gravity steps in and I start moving, finally. Except I'm moving fast... really fast. I thought going fast was going to take some work, like I'd have to really TRY to go fast. That wasn't exactly the case, because all of a sudden I'm flying past My friends yelling "HOW DO I STOP?! HOW DO I SLOW DOWN?!" I'm trying to do the "pizza slice" like everyone said, but that didn't seem to work. And then.. I crash. A big cloud of snow flies up and covers Me head to toe. MY entire face, everything. LOL... it was hilarious. Thank god it doesn't hurt to fall (atleast not that time), because I did a lot of it. I'm not sure why My friend's didn't taken Me on the bunny slope first, to warm Me up. All I know is that first hill was incredibly intimidating, and even after that first fall I was sooo nervous to fall again. I knew it didn't hurt that much, but I was still really nervous. I also didn't like how I couldn't see the end of the slope, which made Me that much more nervous. I think I fell another 3 times just down that first slope. But all that matters is that I'm home safe, uninjured, and I had fun. Next time will be a little easier.

Happy Fat Tuesday... I could really go for a doughnut, however My birthday is in a few days so I need to keep on the strict diet seeing how I'll be in a bikini soon. Lying on the beach in the Caribbean... aaah, life is good :) I cannot wait to have a Miami Vice. Those are My absolute favorite drinks. It's like ice cream, but with liquor. And I'm going to deserve it after My egg-white only diet I'm about to go on. Ugh.. not looking forward to it. And I am by no way Catholic (raised catholic but I do NOT by any means believe the shit they spew at you) but I always tend to give something up during "Lent." Only because it's a nice way to see if I can actually give something up for that amount of time. I can never do liquor though - because My birthday always falls during Lent, so instead I do something like chocolate (which I love), or candy (which I love because I have such a sweet tooth, thanks mom). The past few years I gave up Chocolate, so maybe I'll just do that again. And I know that I can actually give it up for the full time, so maybe it's My best bet. Plus it's actually a sacrifice because I love chocolate so much. But guess what I figured out? REESES PIECES DO NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THEM. BOOYAH!!! I actually figured that out AFTER Lent last year. That's a good thing though. Anyway...

I need to do some serious thinking about what I want for My birthday. It's hard being a Princess... I'm so spoiled it's almost a chore to think about what "gifts" I want from people - even My family and friends. I don't know anymore.... Except I actually do need a new Kitchen table. So I'm going to do some searching online soon and figure out which table I want and I'll be posting a link and adding it to My Universal Amazon Wishlist. That way My good slaves can click and buy it for Me as soon as it goes up. I know you guys love to do that :)

oh My little NY sole-slut came back around yesterday - and what perfect timing too!! I need a pedicure, so of course I turned on My cam and let him STARE at My soles... then I commanded $300 plus a $200 spa gift card out of him :) Life is good... and I definitely need a massage and pedi after this past weekend of eating it on the slopes.

Is there some sort of way to track who views your livejournal and where they come from?? Kinda like Google Analytics but for livejournal?? If anyone knows, let Me know, because I'm intrigued to find out how many people are actually reading this. I can't believe how many random IMs and emails I get from LiveJournal lurkers that I never even knew existed. male and female alike... very odd. hey, what can I say - I have a lot of fans out there!

speaking of IMs... I cannot agree with Danni_D more on how much I HATE yahoo IM and I HATE all the random IMs I get after putting My stupid yahoo ID on My clips4sale page. I have since taken it down to eliminate all the stupid-ass IMs and add requests I get on a daily basis. Seriously, most of you idiots aren't worth talking to... so I'm no longer publicly posting My yahoo ID on My C4S page. If you have it, consider yourself lucky. But keep in mind - if you bore Me (which 99% of you do) I will not talk to you - unless perhaps you throw in a $100 bill or something. That will definitely get My attention, I promise you. However, even after $100, make sure you're worth talking to - because I SERIOUSLY HATE STUPID ASS POINTLESS IMs!!! "hi Princess" "hope Your day is going well, Princess" "how are your feet today, Princess?" OMG, seriously? Leave Me alone!!! I Do not have the time and/or patience to answer and speak to each and every one of you.. so consider yourself lucky if I DO respond, but DO NOT count on it. Ugh.. so annoying. It's been so bad lately that My yahoo nearly locks up when I signin... I'm getting THAT many add-requests and IMs.

Lost tomorrow - I can't wait!!!

OOH!! My little errand bitch came over last night for the FIRST TIME. We met yesterday at Starbucks and then I allowed him to run some errands for Me during the day. THEN, last night (after quite a few beers and a half bottle of wine) I decided to make a video with him. LOL, the only problem is he's in politics - local politics - so he can't show his face. Aaah, what a pussy!!! he's also not a pain slut either (so sad), so I couldn't really hit him like I wanted. I mean, I could have, but I push his limits in other ways... especially his credit card limit :) I'm sure he'll be the first one to buy the video once I post it. It's some pretty good face-sitting and foot sniffing, with a little slapping and humiliation mixed in. I had to strategically place the camera in order to hide his face, which is lame because I couldn't get the view I wanted, but whatever. Someday when he's running for president I'll have some good footage of him, MWAHAHAHAHA. I'm making you nervous aren't I? LOL... I know I am :) oh well, you're OWNED NOW.

Alright now I need to get that video up and running. I'll edit this post with a pic when it's ready. ADIOS!

Videos are ready! Click the pics to purchase (different stores):






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Skiing this weekend... wish Me luck.

  • Feb. 19th, 2009 at 5:32 PM

I've never skied before... but this weekend I'll be trying it out. I'm pretty excited too because chunker bought Me some sweet gear to wear on the slopes. I may be rolling head first down the slopes, but atleast I'll look fashionable doing it!!! My boy friend thinks it's hilarious that We're going with people that ski a lot and yet I'll have the best gear out of everyone. MWAAHAHA, it's nice being Me!

Only a couple more weeks until My birthday and then shortly after I'll be spending some time in the Caribbean... I am sooo excited!! This weather is killing Me... and to think I'll be skiing this weekend... what is wrong with Me? Alright but I hear after some wine and/or beers, skiing tends to be kinda fun. Especially for those who don't know what the hell they're doing - IE ME.

I am trying to update clips as quickly as possible BUT... I've been getting distracted easily as of late. Check out My two most recent videos - which I'ms ure will be seriously big hits with you guys out there. The first one is of Me in a black latex skin tight outfit (leggings and tank top), teasing you with My tits and ass. And the second is a foot video for My new store where I'm lotioning (I have just made that word MY own personal verb, tyvm) up My feet with My favorite L'Occitane foot lotion (SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS STUFF!!). Click the pics for the videos (they're in two different stores):






Let's see... I know it's been a while since I last posted so I'm sure there's a lot more I should probably be mentioning, but then again I doubt it.

OH.. My poker bitch came online the other night and W/we played poker on pokerstars - of course I killed him out of $200 and then We played another headsup match and JUST when he thought he was going to win - I made him tell Me his cards and FOLD. BAM!! Another $100 for Me!! HAHAHA... I kicked his ass!! What else is new?

slave ken should be getting his chastity belt next week.... I hope he's prepared. I think he really wants to take it easy with the "cock-cage" at first... then again I don't think it's really his decision - it's MINE. I'm not sure if I should take it easy on him or make it hard... who knows... I guess time will tell. slave ken has been good lately... he actually purchased My bikini (who woulda thought?!) that I put on My amazon wishlist almost immediately after I added it, lol. he cannot help it when he sees a bikini on My wishlist.. he's just GOTTA purchase it - I bet it makes him feel so special - pampering Me with bikinis, a true BIKINI GODDESS.

Alright My man is on his way home and I am STARVING!! Need some food and then hopefully I get some more videos rolling out tonight before My weekend away. But for now don't forget about My new videos - get Me back on the top 50 list, bitches!!!



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New Giantess Clip...

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 11:51 PM

I know it's been a while since I've done a Giantess Clip, but I just did one for you guys tonight and I'm POSITIVE you're going to love it!!! This time I even used a little sound effects to help spice it up and make it a bit more "realistic." LOL, it's pretty funny. Check it out here:




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Valentine's Day & the Secret Service

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 12:38 PM

So after picking up all the ingredients for Our Valentine's Day sushi meal... I was anxious to get home. Instead of taking the usual way to My place, I take a right down the alley to cut out the obnoxious traffic I see ahead. As soon as I turn down the alley I realize there are cars backed up - not too many though, only about 3. Then I see red and blue lights and police. "Wtf..." I say... and then I notice a man in a suit get out of the car in front of Us and start to approach My black tinted windowed Jeep Grand Cherokee. I look over at MY boy friend "What the eff does this idiot want?" and I notice he's just STARING inside My Jeep as he's getting closer... trying to figure out who We are. I roll down My window and ask "um, can I help you?" and the man responds "yes, who are you are with?" hmm... then it occurs to Me - OBAMA IS IN TOWN!!!!!!! AAAH!!!! I also notice the Secret Service pin on the guy's suit coat and then I see the 4 black Suburbans with tinted windows up ahead. LOL... so needless to say I got the pleasure of speaking to the Secret Service on Valentine's Day because I apparently was driving to close to where President Obama and his wife were eating. Table 52... I always walk by that place.. now I'll have to try it. If you can't already tell, I'm obsessed with President Obama and everything about him. My man and I actually stood outside in the parking garage for about 20 mins freezing Our asses off in hopes to catch a glimpse. However, We weren't that lucky... instead I think I caught a mild case of frost bite. Oh well...

That's it for now... just had to make everyone aware of My near run-in with the President.



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Okay so aside from Me making these ridiculously HOT bikini videos.. I am so excited for this weekend. For Valentine's Day My man and I are staying home and making sushi. I can't wait!! I love SUSHI and the last time We made it, it was SOOO fun!!! I'd much rather stay in and have some sushi and then head to a wine bar later on for some drinks. I hate all that pre-fixe stuff at all the restaurants on days on V-day. So... that being said, I hope some of you boys out there are ready to pick up the tab for the expensive bottle of wine We'll be drinking tomorrow! Oh.. and how could I forget the mimosas and bellini's in the AM?! I am starting off Valentine's Day right!!! As soon as I open My eyes My man will have some breakfast and champagne for Me in bed :) Lovely!

These videos are super hot.. so brace yourself!! And not to mention... I just spent $400 on tickets for My man to go to the Blackhawks game as a Valentine's Day gift. So get on those clips to make up for that $400 I just spent. Where was piggy paul the cuckold when I needed to checkout at Ticketmaster.com?? paul.. you suck. fuck off.

The first video is one of My signature bikini stroke-off instruction videos... counting down until I allow you to cum at the end. Be sure to follow the directions.. do EXACTLY as I say, masturbators!!





And the next video is for My new foot store... it's a nice little video of Me in My bikini top (why change when I can hit two target audiences with one clip - foot boys and boob boys!). I tell you all about My first experience on the beach with a guy who was OBVIOUSLY obsessed with My feet. And hey.. the bikini top actually makes sense :) Lots of wigglying, scrunching, toe spreading, etc. Enjoy!




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Tribute updates

  • Feb. 12th, 2009 at 9:01 PM

looky here, scarf-fucker.... the Alexander McQueen scarf arrived already!







Oh and how could I forget the sexy lingerie that you paid for, too. My man can't wait for Me to wear this:





And chunker, the shoes arrived as well as the new socks...









and I think I figured out why you were only able to purchase one pair. Someone else beat you to it... My random tribute-slut... this is the second time he's sent Me socks from My wishlist... lol. Guess I need to update My sock-wishlist, huh? Maybe I should just rename this guy the sockslut. I like that actually... it's got a nice RING to it. Check it out... My favorite socks EVER:





AND.... another pair of LIQUID leggings for Me to taunt and tease all you ass freaks out there!! These are shinier than My other pair of black leggings (ya know, the ones featured in My top selling clip at the moment). The shinier and tighter, the BETTER and EASIER it is to drain all your wallets. I LOVE IT!!






Welp, that's all for now. As soon as I am done drinking My Synergy Guava Goddess (G.T.'s Kombucha) I am going to drink some wine and relax with My man. Adios!



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Finally, a NORMAL post.

  • Feb. 12th, 2009 at 4:32 PM

Aah... It's nice seeing My clips4sale store in the top 50 best selling clip stores :) Usually once Monique gets up there, I slowly creep up on there a few days later. This time it took longer than usual - but thanks to all those that are ADDICTED to My ass and everything else about Me, I am #45 and I plan to creep closer to #1!! So that means - get to buying My clips, dummies!!! Check out My new ass worship video in these tight-ass gold shiny metallic leggings... they are deadly, I promise you. your stroke session probably won't even last the entire 9 mins, lol. I even added a little "task" in the video... so be sure to PAY attention and do as I say. Click the picture for the video:




You know what I LOVE? Lo-carb tortillas... seriously they are amazing. I love them so much. Throw some egg whites and cheese in one and I am one happy camper. Oh yes, and smart-dogs, throw one in there too and I've got Myself a yummy little lo-carb healthy meal. I especially love lo-carb tortillas right before a caribbean vacation, for obvious reasons. Did you girls know they make english muffins that are relatively lo-carb too?? I love those as well... so delicious!! Throw some smart balance "buttery spread" on there and I nearly have an orgasm. Okay, not really... but you get the point.

Wow, I'm watching Wife-Swap (only because there's nothing else on, there never seems to be unless it's Wednesday night - LOST), and this lady is incredibly CRAZY. I think she's on some sort of drug or something... like painkillers or something. She slurs her speech and talks so slow, it's making Me nauseous. Someone needs to knock this bitch out. She's creepy and terrible, and I cannot stand her. It's the episode where the woman is a radio broadcaster and she switches with the pet cemetary owner. This crazy old bitch keeps trying to belittle the man who - WILLINGLY - loves being submissive (so to speak) to his wife. One of her quotes went something like this "you need to be a reeeeaaaaal maaan... an allllpppha male!" imagine that with a lot of slurring and yelling. Gross. Sick. This lady needs to be slapped.

Alrighty... so I have just about 1/3 of My St. Maarten vacation paid for. The plane tickets total $700 and the hotel is $1300... so that's $2000 total. Then I need money for taxis, dinners, etc. I actually want to go deep sea fishing. I think that would be SOOOO cool! Any of you ladies out there try it before?? Oh and if you've been to St. Maarten before let Me in on some details do/don'ts, anything you know that may help Me. I am STOKED to get away from this weather and bury My lovely size 10's on a sandy beach!! Oh, and I think We're planning to take a day trip to St. Bart's since it's fairly close. Maybe We can do the day trip and deep sea fishing on the same day... who knows. I've also gotta slip some shopping in there somewhere. $3000 is an understatement of what the trip is going to cost, but it will cover the basic necessities.

My birthday is coming up!!! It's March 8th so get your wallets ready!! I am NOT taking it easy on any of you. I get especially greedy around My birthday, lol. Imagine that?!

Oh scarf-fucker, you just love to pop up out of nowhere, don't you?? And I just love it too.... all I have to do is tease you and watch the hundreds of dollars fall from your credit card into My bank account. What was the total last night.... $700?? Lovely! And... that scarf should be in My mailbox probably tomorrow, so make sure you call your CC company prior to O/our next session. This time you may need to be a little more upfront with them. Try something like this "i'm Princess Lyne's bitch and i cannot say no to Her, She owns my pathetic ass, so i will be spending thousands this time." LOL... that way W/we don't have any interruptions this time :)

Time to flat-iron My hair and head to the UPS store. I have some packages to pick up.



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bikini ready in Feb...

  • Feb. 11th, 2009 at 10:17 AM



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The Ringer

  • Feb. 8th, 2009 at 1:20 PM

I never watched The Ringer before now because I was under the impression it would be terrible. However, for some reason I'm watching it for the SECOND time in 2 days right now. LOL... it's actually not that bad. It's kinda cute :) I also watched Wedding Crashers twice yesterday as I polished off a bag of conversation hearts. Sick. Thank the gods for Chinese Detox Tea and My in-home StairMaster.

Well it looks like everyone is kinda dead set on the color "Feeling Hot-Hot-Hot" for this week's pedicure. I haven't done pink in so long... especially in the winter. I've been doing all these cool dark colors for quite a while now. Maybe the pink will entice Me to take a random last minute Caribbean vacation :) Who knows!! Click here to take the poll: http://snappoll.com/poll/312239.php

HAHAHHHA... I didn't realize this last night when I watched this movie but Johnny Knoxville's character's name is "Jeff(r)ey Dommor" lol.

slave ken absolutely LOVED My new videos... I bet he's already re-watched them this morning. Then again it IS 2 pm, and I haven't even finished My first cup of coffee. I think I had a sugar-hangover this AM, so I tried to sleep it off.

Holy shit boys and girls, check it out - I love Fiasco!!!! Look what he did for Me!




Aaah!!!! I'm so happy!!



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Chocolate...

  • Feb. 7th, 2009 at 4:26 PM

I'm not sure why, but My period is NEVEr normal. Seriously... 4 days on... 10 days off... 5 days on... 15 days off... 3 days on. Wtf. Fix yourself please, because I'm so annoyed with you, aunt flow. Ugh.

Needless to say with the arrival of My great aunt, I've decided that chocolate is My new best friend. And since I love to bake, well I've just been baking up a storm. Yummy brownies today... and two days ago I made double chocolate chip cookies, which (might I add) were to DIE for. The brownies are good too, but not nearly as rich as the chocolate chip cookies. I guess that's because I ran out of chocolate chips so I had to substitute with some butterscotch chips instead. That takes away from the chocolately flavor... But they were good! I may actually make some more of those cookies later... who knows - maybe I'll even set up an auction! I guess I should probably stop watching the Food Network so much because all it makes Me want to do is cook and eat. Oh well, it's the weekend and I'm on My period.

Okay, so I've made some new videos lately. Two for slave ken because he's been gone for a week in the Caribbean... aww poor slave ken, I feel so sorry for you. Not. Okay, but I have made him wait a little longer than usual for his videos, but I'm sure he will be pretty excited to come home from a week away without being able to blow his load.. and have two of My HEAVENLY videos waiting for him. They were fun videos too!! The usual jerk-off instruction I did this time in My money bikini has QUITE a twist on it... so slave ken might have a little trouble completing the task that I set out for him in the video. Though it will be fun to see him try! Well I won't see him, but you get what I mean. Oh, and the other video is kind of like a POV where I take slave ken shopping and make him buy Me all these things then I bring him back to My place and make him watch Me try all these sexy things on that he bought. All the while I'm teasing him. At the end I lock him up with a chastity belt and make him clean My place all night!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Take that!! Click the pictures below to buy them:







Let's see... well traffic to My website has nearly DOUBLED in the past week, which is GREAT!! I'm so excited that the addition of My new clips page is really helping making Me some MAJOR cashola as well as drive a few lonely foot slaves My way for some additional tormenting :) Lovely!! Oh and I did some more clips for My new store too. One is just showcasing My long fingers and toes and the other is actually Me measuring My long feet. Check them out here:





Oh and yesterday I had a lot of fun tormenting krazie carl the whore!! It was great getting him to pay 2 * $100 pay requests on niteflirt before I even TURNED ON My webcam.. and then once My webcam was turned on I made him purchase 40 clips from My clips4sale pages!! AHHAHAHA. Actually it was over 40 clips!! He did it all too, what a dumbfuck!! And I even made him buy Me some more skin tight leggings so I can do some more leggings/ass worship clips for you ass lovers out there. So keep a look out for those clips in the near future! you idiots are going to be that much more addicted to My sexy ass after I get those new clips up - so be careful what you wish for! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh ... and I have another pair of silver leggings that My LONG TIME slave "tom" purchased for Me yesterday. I made a post about them a few days ago and then he sent Me the money for them. They should be here Monday.. so hopefully monday I can get a sexy new clip made in them! Watch out boys!

And.... a new foot pic for you guys... Enjoy :)



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New clips posted...

  • Feb. 4th, 2009 at 11:38 PM

I've been slacking lately with My clips, I know. But I've really been trying to compile a great list of foot clips for My new studio. I even got a great "jerk it to My feet clip" that ALL of My foot bois are going to LOVE!! Check out the images below and click any of them to be taken to the store:









Oh and I finally finished the custom clip for this guy that wanted Me to humiliate him for having an ugly girl friend, lol. Basically he wanted Me to tease him because I'm so much hotter than his girl friend. While I'm teasing him he wanted Me to incorporate a little humiliation and jerk-off instruction as well as tell him to "think of Me while you're fucking your fat ugly girl friend!" It's quite humorous!! I'm sure a few of you idiots out there can relate.. lol. Click the pic below for the video clip:





Okay time for bed.... I'm dying over here. Keep an eye out for some new bikini tease & denial clips, blackmail, AND a cuckolding/chastity clip in the near future.

My new clips4sale store: http://www.clips4sale.com/27475"



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new clips4sale FOOT FETISH video teaser

  • Feb. 4th, 2009 at 9:21 PM

Let's see how long it takes this time...





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