Please admire the bill below... and keep in mind I always add an additional 20% for gratuity... so paul, looks like you ALMOST covered the entire bill... except for a portion of the tip and the valet. If you can't see it, click for full size, the bill totaled $188.32:




OH and I awoke this morning to a wonderful thank-you email from paul the puny pee-pee piggy. What a way to start the day... reading an email from one of the many losers that can't get enough of Me. It never stops, LOL! *Click for Full Size*



And I would definitely recommend Keefers, for those of you that are in the Chicago area and looking for a great steakhouse.

AAAH... I NEED STARBUCKS!!!

My man and I are going out for a nice steak dinner tonight at one of the BEST, if not THE best, Steak House in Chicago. I am STOKED!!! I've never been before and I'm totally craving some red meat. After a day of wallet raping My appetite is ravenous! I am ready to devour a heaping plate of steak and some yummy vegetables. Hey, who knows, I may even splurge and get some mashed potatoes!! HAHAH!!! And how could I forget the red wine?! C'mon.. I guess that's a given! YUMMY!!!

So puny-pee-pee paul came crawling back this morning. He's been MIA for like... I think a few years now, lol. When I saw his name pop up I quickly remembered what a sucker he was for being My little cuck bitch. And of course I remembered that he was lacking downstairs and of course, like most of you other rejects out there, he's not getting laid by his wife either. Well I decided to take full advantage and force him to buy some of My clips and then I told him he was footing the bill for My date tonight. Thanks for the $200 paul, let's hope it covers the check!!! This place is expensive, so you may owe ME a little something tomorrow!! Oh yeah, and the money paul sent was originally supposed to go towards a night out with his wife tonight. LOL... looks like they're staying in and I'm going out!! And better yet, I'LL EVEN BE GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!! Haha.. what else is new??

Oh My, the little DICK-butt with the spit obsession came back today, too... of course I maxed out his NF and then sent him some pictures to get him ready for later tonight. I'm not done with you yet!! And after I make that video you're going to be BEGGING Me to take more cash from you!! I can't wait... as soon as I saw the email come in from him on NF, I totally knew I was going to rake in an easy $1k. Sure enough, 20 minutes later that $1k was in My account!

What else... Well I have a million packages waiting for Me so I must jet before they close the doors to the mail room. Later!!!

PS - call in on the ignore line tonight so I can tell you how much fun it is to go out to all these fancy dinners and not have to SPEND A DIME!!! It's all financed by My parade of minion idiots! That's right, you idiots pay for it ALL!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Okay so I did a strap-on custom video for chunker last night. I had a lot of fun with it. Click the picture below to purchase it:



Alright, only 2 more seasons of Lost to watch before the premier next week. you know what that means, right?? Lots to watch and not a lot of time to watch it..

Last night was a lot of fun.. lol. In between watching episodes of Lost I had a few ignore calls from some total rejects. One specific reject almost watched the entire episode of Lost with Me and My man. Little piggy neil kept telling Me how he felt like he was right there with Us watching Lost!! What a fucking delirious reject!! During the show I kept hearing neil pant as he pinched his nipples. little piggy neil is quite the faggot ... and he's been calling Me ever since I started on niteflirt back in 2004. Every call is very similar.. neil squeals like a pig and pinches his nipples and then exclaims "oh LYYNNNEE" lol. Anyway... at the end of the call I put piggy neil on speakerphone so he could talk to My man. Then My man even humiliated him and called him a faggot!!

Anyway... Lost is on. Gotta go!

PS - Blonde Boobie lover should be back soon!! I got all his items in the mail yesterday and everything looks so hot on Me! I can't wait to abuse him on cam in all those sexy items he OVERPAID for!!! HAHAH!!

THANK GAWD!! My luggage finally arrived last night - at midnight. Assholes!! Luckily everything was still in My bag, oh yeah - except for the face lotion and deep conditioning treatment that TSA made Me throw out at Security. Dicks.

So I'm drinking a glass of wine and finishing off the last episode of Lost Season 2. Only 2 more seasons to go and I'm officially up to date on Lost, so when the season starts next week I'll be all caught up. There are so many episodes in each season, it's insane. I feel like I've been watching season 2 for weeks now. Geez..

Alright so I just got done having some major sex with My boy friend in between episodes. My ignore line was on and of course some idiot (chicago mikey, to be exact) decides to call in the middle of it. I didn't answer it, of course, but when We were done I signed on and saw who had tried to throw their money at Me - low and behold the cum eater himself - chicago mikey. Call back, idiot, so I can fill you in on all the juicy details. Plus you owe it to Me... how dare you interrupt Me fucking My boy friend?!

Chunker is really in the mood to get SERIOUSLY wallet raped by Me. So I'm making this special video for him to get him good and ready for Our session. you can check it out on My clips4sale page later tonight/tomorrow morning. I just did a POV that is SOOO fucking hilarious!! The scenario goes like this: I see you at a club, you're hot and I want to take you home and fuck you. I get all worked up and ready to take your pants off, and then I can't seem to find your dick!! It's too fucking small!! Small Penis Humiliation/POV, check it out below and click the pic to purchase it:



Gotta go... chicago mikey is on the line to listen in to the season finale of Lost. What an idiot!!!!