Well everyone has these pants now... even the fat guy who bought them for Me back in October during a NIteflirt session, lol. Not sure how he slipped his fatass into these pants, but somehow he managed to butter-up his obese body and slip his sausage legs into them.. or so he says. Anyway, click below for the new ass worship clip. I really tease and taunt you with My perfect round tight ass... :


I want to publicly thank Miss Nina for allowing her sockmonkey/puppet/slave (can't quite remember his exact name) to work on My website and help out with the coding. I think the home.html and index.html are both fixed... as far as I can see. The plan is to completely revamp My website but in the meantime it's "fixed."


Someone purchased Wii Cheer for Me, how exciting!! Not sure who it is because they didn't contact Me prior, but as soon as I'm uninjured (neck) I will be busting out some serious cheerleading routines. LOL.. okay, probably not, but Ill probably mess around with it. And then, I'm sure Ill get bored with it and ask Myself what I was thinking by adding Wii Cheer to My wishlist, lol.

Mini-dick-quick-cummer - I need to know the status on that Black skirt ASAP!!!! I want to do a video in that skirt but it's too big so I need the size smaller (4). GET ON IT!!!!!!!

What else... what else... Um... I'm going bowling tonight. I'm a tad bit better when I'm not drinking, and since tonight I won't be drinking, Ill probably kick ass. Not at all actually...

My clips4sale studio devoted ENTIRELY to My feet should be up by the end of the week. I need to get My clips together and then edit them and then I'll post them to the store. I'll make sure to give you footbois a headsup, as I know you're ANXIOUSLY awaiting My new store.

Speaking of feet... I had the most relaxing pedicure today. New color too - very dark purple/burgundy. It's from the new France collection by OPI. Oh, actually I was pissed today because if I had waited two days (Feb 4), I would have been able to try out the new colors from OPI's South Beach collection. Maybe next week...

Chunker and I bet on the Superbowl yesterday and OF COURSe, I won. $120 + I get a gift each week throughout February. And since I'm nice, I'm going to post a Video Blog for chunker since I feel bad for him. Poor chunker... okay I don't really feel bad. I'm just trying to see how long it takes for youtube to shut me down again. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

My man and I are going out for a nice steak dinner tonight at one of the BEST, if not THE best, Steak House in Chicago. I am STOKED!!! I've never been before and I'm totally craving some red meat. After a day of wallet raping My appetite is ravenous! I am ready to devour a heaping plate of steak and some yummy vegetables. Hey, who knows, I may even splurge and get some mashed potatoes!! HAHAH!!! And how could I forget the red wine?! C'mon.. I guess that's a given! YUMMY!!!

So puny-pee-pee paul came crawling back this morning. He's been MIA for like... I think a few years now, lol. When I saw his name pop up I quickly remembered what a sucker he was for being My little cuck bitch. And of course I remembered that he was lacking downstairs and of course, like most of you other rejects out there, he's not getting laid by his wife either. Well I decided to take full advantage and force him to buy some of My clips and then I told him he was footing the bill for My date tonight. Thanks for the $200 paul, let's hope it covers the check!!! This place is expensive, so you may owe ME a little something tomorrow!! Oh yeah, and the money paul sent was originally supposed to go towards a night out with his wife tonight. LOL... looks like they're staying in and I'm going out!! And better yet, I'LL EVEN BE GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!! Haha.. what else is new??

Oh My, the little DICK-butt with the spit obsession came back today, too... of course I maxed out his NF and then sent him some pictures to get him ready for later tonight. I'm not done with you yet!! And after I make that video you're going to be BEGGING Me to take more cash from you!! I can't wait... as soon as I saw the email come in from him on NF, I totally knew I was going to rake in an easy $1k. Sure enough, 20 minutes later that $1k was in My account!

What else... Well I have a million packages waiting for Me so I must jet before they close the doors to the mail room. Later!!!

PS - call in on the ignore line tonight so I can tell you how much fun it is to go out to all these fancy dinners and not have to SPEND A DIME!!! It's all financed by My parade of minion idiots! That's right, you idiots pay for it ALL!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Okay so I did a strap-on custom video for chunker last night. I had a lot of fun with it. Click the picture below to purchase it:



Alright, only 2 more seasons of Lost to watch before the premier next week. you know what that means, right?? Lots to watch and not a lot of time to watch it..

Last night was a lot of fun.. lol. In between watching episodes of Lost I had a few ignore calls from some total rejects. One specific reject almost watched the entire episode of Lost with Me and My man. Little piggy neil kept telling Me how he felt like he was right there with Us watching Lost!! What a fucking delirious reject!! During the show I kept hearing neil pant as he pinched his nipples. little piggy neil is quite the faggot ... and he's been calling Me ever since I started on niteflirt back in 2004. Every call is very similar.. neil squeals like a pig and pinches his nipples and then exclaims "oh LYYNNNEE" lol. Anyway... at the end of the call I put piggy neil on speakerphone so he could talk to My man. Then My man even humiliated him and called him a faggot!!

Anyway... Lost is on. Gotta go!

PS - Blonde Boobie lover should be back soon!! I got all his items in the mail yesterday and everything looks so hot on Me! I can't wait to abuse him on cam in all those sexy items he OVERPAID for!!! HAHAH!!