Oh yes... My birthday is coming right up... I can't wait!! And not to mention My caribbean vacation. It's going to be sooo nice lying on the beach with My man, relaxing, and drinking fruity cocktails. I'm so excited! And for those of you that don't know - My birthday is March 8th, and I have recently been updating MY amazon wishlist to accommodate some of My birthday wants/needs. Get on it.... I only deserve to be pampered daily, but ESPECIALLY on My birthday. Visit MY wishlist here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/6ECFIAJQ4AKS

I really don't have much to update on except I STILL haven't made it to Barney's to pick up the Manolo's that steve-o bought for Me last week while shopping. I hate going over there... it's really obnoxious, I'm actually going to call in today and see if they can ship them to Me instead. I seriously don't want to have to go out of My way to get to Barneys... yes, I'm that's lazy - not even for Manolo's.

Speaking of steve-o, that video really is kicking some ass on My C4S page... lol. Steve-o keeps begging for it to be taken down... so if you want the video, you should buy it asap, because I may actually be nice and take it down for him. Who knows... but probably not without some serious ca$h. you ready for it steve? Cough it up and I'll take it down! Promise ;)

slave ken's CB is in the mail... and I already started My series of TORMENT videos for him. I know he's dying right now, knowing that I've already started tormenting him and he doesn't even have the CB yet. how

Why is it that seeing a man cry is incredibly fucking hilarious to Me? LOL.. I'm watching the View now and they're showing a clip from the Bachelor last night and I'm laughing so hard I seriously think I might piss Myself. LOL... hahahaha.. what the fuck. So gross... this guy is such a tool, such a pussy... he deserves a swift kick in the nuts. Apparently he chose one girl and she denied him and then went back and chose the woman he just dumped. Oh.... choice #1 realized you're a total fucking tool and peaced out on you... and so you had to go to choice #2. Life suck to be you, tool.

Check out the picture from last night... "You Can't Afford ME" is right... but then again you already knew that.


Toodles!

I've never skied before... but this weekend I'll be trying it out. I'm pretty excited too because chunker bought Me some sweet gear to wear on the slopes. I may be rolling head first down the slopes, but atleast I'll look fashionable doing it!!! My boy friend thinks it's hilarious that We're going with people that ski a lot and yet I'll have the best gear out of everyone. MWAAHAHA, it's nice being Me!

Only a couple more weeks until My birthday and then shortly after I'll be spending some time in the Caribbean... I am sooo excited!! This weather is killing Me... and to think I'll be skiing this weekend... what is wrong with Me? Alright but I hear after some wine and/or beers, skiing tends to be kinda fun. Especially for those who don't know what the hell they're doing - IE ME.

I am trying to update clips as quickly as possible BUT... I've been getting distracted easily as of late. Check out My two most recent videos - which I'ms ure will be seriously big hits with you guys out there. The first one is of Me in a black latex skin tight outfit (leggings and tank top), teasing you with My tits and ass. And the second is a foot video for My new store where I'm lotioning (I have just made that word MY own personal verb, tyvm) up My feet with My favorite L'Occitane foot lotion (SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS STUFF!!). Click the pics for the videos (they're in two different stores):






Let's see... I know it's been a while since I last posted so I'm sure there's a lot more I should probably be mentioning, but then again I doubt it.

OH.. My poker bitch came online the other night and W/we played poker on pokerstars - of course I killed him out of $200 and then We played another headsup match and JUST when he thought he was going to win - I made him tell Me his cards and FOLD. BAM!! Another $100 for Me!! HAHAHA... I kicked his ass!! What else is new?

slave ken should be getting his chastity belt next week.... I hope he's prepared. I think he really wants to take it easy with the "cock-cage" at first... then again I don't think it's really his decision - it's MINE. I'm not sure if I should take it easy on him or make it hard... who knows... I guess time will tell. slave ken has been good lately... he actually purchased My bikini (who woulda thought?!) that I put on My amazon wishlist almost immediately after I added it, lol. he cannot help it when he sees a bikini on My wishlist.. he's just GOTTA purchase it - I bet it makes him feel so special - pampering Me with bikinis, a true BIKINI GODDESS.

Alright My man is on his way home and I am STARVING!! Need some food and then hopefully I get some more videos rolling out tonight before My weekend away. But for now don't forget about My new videos - get Me back on the top 50 list, bitches!!!

Okay so aside from Me making these ridiculously HOT bikini videos.. I am so excited for this weekend. For Valentine's Day My man and I are staying home and making sushi. I can't wait!! I love SUSHI and the last time We made it, it was SOOO fun!!! I'd much rather stay in and have some sushi and then head to a wine bar later on for some drinks. I hate all that pre-fixe stuff at all the restaurants on days on V-day. So... that being said, I hope some of you boys out there are ready to pick up the tab for the expensive bottle of wine We'll be drinking tomorrow! Oh.. and how could I forget the mimosas and bellini's in the AM?! I am starting off Valentine's Day right!!! As soon as I open My eyes My man will have some breakfast and champagne for Me in bed :) Lovely!

These videos are super hot.. so brace yourself!! And not to mention... I just spent $400 on tickets for My man to go to the Blackhawks game as a Valentine's Day gift. So get on those clips to make up for that $400 I just spent. Where was piggy paul the cuckold when I needed to checkout at Ticketmaster.com?? paul.. you suck. fuck off.

The first video is one of My signature bikini stroke-off instruction videos... counting down until I allow you to cum at the end. Be sure to follow the directions.. do EXACTLY as I say, masturbators!!





And the next video is for My new foot store... it's a nice little video of Me in My bikini top (why change when I can hit two target audiences with one clip - foot boys and boob boys!). I tell you all about My first experience on the beach with a guy who was OBVIOUSLY obsessed with My feet. And hey.. the bikini top actually makes sense :) Lots of wigglying, scrunching, toe spreading, etc. Enjoy!

Aah... It's nice seeing My clips4sale store in the top 50 best selling clip stores :) Usually once Monique gets up there, I slowly creep up on there a few days later. This time it took longer than usual - but thanks to all those that are ADDICTED to My ass and everything else about Me, I am #45 and I plan to creep closer to #1!! So that means - get to buying My clips, dummies!!! Check out My new ass worship video in these tight-ass gold shiny metallic leggings... they are deadly, I promise you. your stroke session probably won't even last the entire 9 mins, lol. I even added a little "task" in the video... so be sure to PAY attention and do as I say. Click the picture for the video:




You know what I LOVE? Lo-carb tortillas... seriously they are amazing. I love them so much. Throw some egg whites and cheese in one and I am one happy camper. Oh yes, and smart-dogs, throw one in there too and I've got Myself a yummy little lo-carb healthy meal. I especially love lo-carb tortillas right before a caribbean vacation, for obvious reasons. Did you girls know they make english muffins that are relatively lo-carb too?? I love those as well... so delicious!! Throw some smart balance "buttery spread" on there and I nearly have an orgasm. Okay, not really... but you get the point.

Wow, I'm watching Wife-Swap (only because there's nothing else on, there never seems to be unless it's Wednesday night - LOST), and this lady is incredibly CRAZY. I think she's on some sort of drug or something... like painkillers or something. She slurs her speech and talks so slow, it's making Me nauseous. Someone needs to knock this bitch out. She's creepy and terrible, and I cannot stand her. It's the episode where the woman is a radio broadcaster and she switches with the pet cemetary owner. This crazy old bitch keeps trying to belittle the man who - WILLINGLY - loves being submissive (so to speak) to his wife. One of her quotes went something like this "you need to be a reeeeaaaaal maaan... an allllpppha male!" imagine that with a lot of slurring and yelling. Gross. Sick. This lady needs to be slapped.

Alrighty... so I have just about 1/3 of My St. Maarten vacation paid for. The plane tickets total $700 and the hotel is $1300... so that's $2000 total. Then I need money for taxis, dinners, etc. I actually want to go deep sea fishing. I think that would be SOOOO cool! Any of you ladies out there try it before?? Oh and if you've been to St. Maarten before let Me in on some details do/don'ts, anything you know that may help Me. I am STOKED to get away from this weather and bury My lovely size 10's on a sandy beach!! Oh, and I think We're planning to take a day trip to St. Bart's since it's fairly close. Maybe We can do the day trip and deep sea fishing on the same day... who knows. I've also gotta slip some shopping in there somewhere. $3000 is an understatement of what the trip is going to cost, but it will cover the basic necessities.

My birthday is coming up!!! It's March 8th so get your wallets ready!! I am NOT taking it easy on any of you. I get especially greedy around My birthday, lol. Imagine that?!

Oh scarf-fucker, you just love to pop up out of nowhere, don't you?? And I just love it too.... all I have to do is tease you and watch the hundreds of dollars fall from your credit card into My bank account. What was the total last night.... $700?? Lovely! And... that scarf should be in My mailbox probably tomorrow, so make sure you call your CC company prior to O/our next session. This time you may need to be a little more upfront with them. Try something like this "i'm Princess Lyne's bitch and i cannot say no to Her, She owns my pathetic ass, so i will be spending thousands this time." LOL... that way W/we don't have any interruptions this time :)

Time to flat-iron My hair and head to the UPS store. I have some packages to pick up.

I'm not sure why, but My period is NEVEr normal. Seriously... 4 days on... 10 days off... 5 days on... 15 days off... 3 days on. Wtf. Fix yourself please, because I'm so annoyed with you, aunt flow. Ugh.

Needless to say with the arrival of My great aunt, I've decided that chocolate is My new best friend. And since I love to bake, well I've just been baking up a storm. Yummy brownies today... and two days ago I made double chocolate chip cookies, which (might I add) were to DIE for. The brownies are good too, but not nearly as rich as the chocolate chip cookies. I guess that's because I ran out of chocolate chips so I had to substitute with some butterscotch chips instead. That takes away from the chocolately flavor... But they were good! I may actually make some more of those cookies later... who knows - maybe I'll even set up an auction! I guess I should probably stop watching the Food Network so much because all it makes Me want to do is cook and eat. Oh well, it's the weekend and I'm on My period.

Okay, so I've made some new videos lately. Two for slave ken because he's been gone for a week in the Caribbean... aww poor slave ken, I feel so sorry for you. Not. Okay, but I have made him wait a little longer than usual for his videos, but I'm sure he will be pretty excited to come home from a week away without being able to blow his load.. and have two of My HEAVENLY videos waiting for him. They were fun videos too!! The usual jerk-off instruction I did this time in My money bikini has QUITE a twist on it... so slave ken might have a little trouble completing the task that I set out for him in the video. Though it will be fun to see him try! Well I won't see him, but you get what I mean. Oh, and the other video is kind of like a POV where I take slave ken shopping and make him buy Me all these things then I bring him back to My place and make him watch Me try all these sexy things on that he bought. All the while I'm teasing him. At the end I lock him up with a chastity belt and make him clean My place all night!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Take that!! Click the pictures below to buy them:







Let's see... well traffic to My website has nearly DOUBLED in the past week, which is GREAT!! I'm so excited that the addition of My new clips page is really helping making Me some MAJOR cashola as well as drive a few lonely foot slaves My way for some additional tormenting :) Lovely!! Oh and I did some more clips for My new store too. One is just showcasing My long fingers and toes and the other is actually Me measuring My long feet. Check them out here:





Oh and yesterday I had a lot of fun tormenting krazie carl the whore!! It was great getting him to pay 2 * $100 pay requests on niteflirt before I even TURNED ON My webcam.. and then once My webcam was turned on I made him purchase 40 clips from My clips4sale pages!! AHHAHAHA. Actually it was over 40 clips!! He did it all too, what a dumbfuck!! And I even made him buy Me some more skin tight leggings so I can do some more leggings/ass worship clips for you ass lovers out there. So keep a look out for those clips in the near future! you idiots are going to be that much more addicted to My sexy ass after I get those new clips up - so be careful what you wish for! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh ... and I have another pair of silver leggings that My LONG TIME slave "tom" purchased for Me yesterday. I made a post about them a few days ago and then he sent Me the money for them. They should be here Monday.. so hopefully monday I can get a sexy new clip made in them! Watch out boys!

And.... a new foot pic for you guys... Enjoy :)