Wow, skiing was soo much fun... but I really need some practice. Now that I have some sweet gear to wear out on the slopes, I have an excuse to go more often. Maybe next time Ill hit the slops in Colorado? Actually skiing in Colorado would make me soooo nervous.

LOL... I started out off the ski lift just fine... except I couldn't get going. Everyone was ahead of Me at the top of the slope looking back, waiting for Me. Those skis are hard to maneuver, I actually felt like I wanted to lift My legs almost like skating. BUT.. that didn't work. Anyway... so My friends are ahead of Me looking back, waiting for Me to catch up to them. Then all of a sudden gravity steps in and I start moving, finally. Except I'm moving fast... really fast. I thought going fast was going to take some work, like I'd have to really TRY to go fast. That wasn't exactly the case, because all of a sudden I'm flying past My friends yelling "HOW DO I STOP?! HOW DO I SLOW DOWN?!" I'm trying to do the "pizza slice" like everyone said, but that didn't seem to work. And then.. I crash. A big cloud of snow flies up and covers Me head to toe. MY entire face, everything. LOL... it was hilarious. Thank god it doesn't hurt to fall (atleast not that time), because I did a lot of it. I'm not sure why My friend's didn't taken Me on the bunny slope first, to warm Me up. All I know is that first hill was incredibly intimidating, and even after that first fall I was sooo nervous to fall again. I knew it didn't hurt that much, but I was still really nervous. I also didn't like how I couldn't see the end of the slope, which made Me that much more nervous. I think I fell another 3 times just down that first slope. But all that matters is that I'm home safe, uninjured, and I had fun. Next time will be a little easier.

Happy Fat Tuesday... I could really go for a doughnut, however My birthday is in a few days so I need to keep on the strict diet seeing how I'll be in a bikini soon. Lying on the beach in the Caribbean... aaah, life is good :) I cannot wait to have a Miami Vice. Those are My absolute favorite drinks. It's like ice cream, but with liquor. And I'm going to deserve it after My egg-white only diet I'm about to go on. Ugh.. not looking forward to it. And I am by no way Catholic (raised catholic but I do NOT by any means believe the shit they spew at you) but I always tend to give something up during "Lent." Only because it's a nice way to see if I can actually give something up for that amount of time. I can never do liquor though - because My birthday always falls during Lent, so instead I do something like chocolate (which I love), or candy (which I love because I have such a sweet tooth, thanks mom). The past few years I gave up Chocolate, so maybe I'll just do that again. And I know that I can actually give it up for the full time, so maybe it's My best bet. Plus it's actually a sacrifice because I love chocolate so much. But guess what I figured out? REESES PIECES DO NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THEM. BOOYAH!!! I actually figured that out AFTER Lent last year. That's a good thing though. Anyway...

I need to do some serious thinking about what I want for My birthday. It's hard being a Princess... I'm so spoiled it's almost a chore to think about what "gifts" I want from people - even My family and friends. I don't know anymore.... Except I actually do need a new Kitchen table. So I'm going to do some searching online soon and figure out which table I want and I'll be posting a link and adding it to My Universal Amazon Wishlist. That way My good slaves can click and buy it for Me as soon as it goes up. I know you guys love to do that :)

oh My little NY sole-slut came back around yesterday - and what perfect timing too!! I need a pedicure, so of course I turned on My cam and let him STARE at My soles... then I commanded $300 plus a $200 spa gift card out of him :) Life is good... and I definitely need a massage and pedi after this past weekend of eating it on the slopes.

Is there some sort of way to track who views your livejournal and where they come from?? Kinda like Google Analytics but for livejournal?? If anyone knows, let Me know, because I'm intrigued to find out how many people are actually reading this. I can't believe how many random IMs and emails I get from LiveJournal lurkers that I never even knew existed. male and female alike... very odd. hey, what can I say - I have a lot of fans out there!

speaking of IMs... I cannot agree with Danni_D more on how much I HATE yahoo IM and I HATE all the random IMs I get after putting My stupid yahoo ID on My clips4sale page. I have since taken it down to eliminate all the stupid-ass IMs and add requests I get on a daily basis. Seriously, most of you idiots aren't worth talking to... so I'm no longer publicly posting My yahoo ID on My C4S page. If you have it, consider yourself lucky. But keep in mind - if you bore Me (which 99% of you do) I will not talk to you - unless perhaps you throw in a $100 bill or something. That will definitely get My attention, I promise you. However, even after $100, make sure you're worth talking to - because I SERIOUSLY HATE STUPID ASS POINTLESS IMs!!! "hi Princess" "hope Your day is going well, Princess" "how are your feet today, Princess?" OMG, seriously? Leave Me alone!!! I Do not have the time and/or patience to answer and speak to each and every one of you.. so consider yourself lucky if I DO respond, but DO NOT count on it. Ugh.. so annoying. It's been so bad lately that My yahoo nearly locks up when I signin... I'm getting THAT many add-requests and IMs.

Lost tomorrow - I can't wait!!!

OOH!! My little errand bitch came over last night for the FIRST TIME. We met yesterday at Starbucks and then I allowed him to run some errands for Me during the day. THEN, last night (after quite a few beers and a half bottle of wine) I decided to make a video with him. LOL, the only problem is he's in politics - local politics - so he can't show his face. Aaah, what a pussy!!! he's also not a pain slut either (so sad), so I couldn't really hit him like I wanted. I mean, I could have, but I push his limits in other ways... especially his credit card limit :) I'm sure he'll be the first one to buy the video once I post it. It's some pretty good face-sitting and foot sniffing, with a little slapping and humiliation mixed in. I had to strategically place the camera in order to hide his face, which is lame because I couldn't get the view I wanted, but whatever. Someday when he's running for president I'll have some good footage of him, MWAHAHAHAHA. I'm making you nervous aren't I? LOL... I know I am :) oh well, you're OWNED NOW.

Alright now I need to get that video up and running. I'll edit this post with a pic when it's ready. ADIOS!

Videos are ready! Click the pics to purchase (different stores):