Princess Lyne's Journal

Good boy!!

2009-12-02T03:09:43Z

Good boy! $30/min... 10 mins in. And now I'm going to ignore you while I eat My BBQ.

$30/min

2009-12-02T02:44:18Z

you can't help but call Me, can you, chris? It's ready... now's the time to get your Princess Lyne fix.. Call now, bitch!

It's "cyber monday"

2009-11-30T17:10:55Z

So you know what that means, right? Spend some money on My clips... I know you want to!

Pantyhosed Ass Addict

5 ways to Please Me in your every day pathetic life

treadmill

2009-11-28T18:50:25Z

I think I need a treadmill.. it gets too cold here to jog outside, and I need to vary my workouts or else I'll become a fatty. Especially during this time of year... when all I do is eat, eat, eat.... oh yeah and drink. I just posted one to My wishlist. Who wants to purchase it? http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/6ECFIAJQ4AKS/ref=cm_sw_su_w

New clips:

Jerk like Me - Strapon JOI Cum Slurp

Hose & Tank Torn to Shreds

Happy Thanksgiving

2009-11-27T06:01:40Z

Pantyhose Feet

Shrink Potion Revenge POV

Foot Fetish Delight - you're nothing but a FOOT LICKING LOSER!!!

Money Bikini Jerk-off Instructions

we've got a new "winner"

2009-11-25T04:54:17Z

Okay, he's not a winner... he's a total loser. Although he did shell out $30/min to talk to Me on niteflirt. Wow, yes you read that correctly - NITEFLIRT. Yes, niteflirt worked FOR ONCE. And I think I drained about $1k out of him... his goal is to lick My boots in public when I visit NYC (or philly, or pretty much anywhere, because I know he'll travel to Me and beg for the privilege). But... before he does that.. he's gotta come through with a new pair of shoes for Me... and not just ANY pair. I want a pair of Louboutins.... and maybe even a pair of Dior heels. I can't decide... maybe some Guccis... who knows.

what do you think chris? Good idea? thought so. Email Me for that video.

you want to be a good boy, right? Keep going... you'll be working hard for Me, slut!

Still 10 million things to do

2009-11-20T16:52:25Z

But I managed to get two new clips up... enjoy:

Loogie Slurp

Cuck Cum Crave

I'm back from Aruba

2009-11-19T05:41:09Z

and I'm afraid to step on the scale until mid-next week. I'm pretty sure I'm 7 lbs heavier and I have $2000 less in My bank account. Damn those casinos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And those fruity cocktails get expensive too... maybe if I wouldn't have drank so many I wouldn't feel 7 lbs heavier and have such a dent in My bank account. Oh well.. that's vacation. Those drinks were so delicious. I'm craving a pina colada as we speak... mmmm

Okay got some new clips up for you guys to enjoy:

Cum Countdown Humiliation (custom clip)

Virgin forever

Bikini Money Ripoff clip!

While I'm lying on the beach in Aruba....

2009-11-13T17:24:14Z

you should be checking out My recent clips:

Pay, Tribute, and WORSHIP My ass

Spit Shine Ass Worship

Blackmail week 2

Toepoint Pilates Custom

Jerkin' it command and countdown!

financial domination, joi, and feet clips

2009-11-04T18:40:15Z

Footboi gang bang with Lyne and Monique

your money never looked SOOOO good

Cum Twice in 5 mins JOI Cum-countdown

new blackmail clip

2009-10-30T19:32:24Z

I wouldn't even THINK about buying this if you're not serious about blackmail.... don't play with fire if you don't want to get burned :)

Blackmailing you with My body... for serious blackmail slaves ONLY.

new clips

2009-10-30T03:30:00Z

Pantyhose Ass Worship

Mini People Crush

Video that puts it all into perspective

2009-10-28T14:57:44Z

Okay so now I'm a racist... says "submxx" in a Niteflirt email to Me. And "Shame on Me" for posting a blog entry about how I've dated a black guy and jewish guys. If you would have kept reading, you would have KNOWN, you stupid mother fucker, that I am NOT racist. And how about you buy the Mazel Tov video?? I think if you actually watched it you would know it's a play on RELIGION and not race. I'm a racist... Mmm.. hmm... sure am. Do Me a favor and watch this video: it really puts it into perspective.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4W8f-xmCEE

And like I said, I'm not comfortable with race play. It's not My THING - but like the saying goes "your kink is not My kink." If it is truly something that someone else enjoys (sub and/or Domme) why can't they do what they want? No one is forcing anything on ME - nor are they forcing anything on YOU!!!

Because I do ball busting clips does that mean I'm a man-hating psycho-path abusive bitch? Absolutely not... it's a PLAY on fetishes between TWO CONSENTING ADULTS. I'm not ball busting the guy I walk past on the street on the way to pick up My mail... I'm ball busting someone who ENJOYS having his nuts busted. Back the fuck up off My blog if you don't agree with what I have to say. No one is forcing you to read this....

Fuck some people are ignorant. I thought the BDSM scene was supposed to be "open" and "accepting" and "TOLERANT" of other fetishes... so keep that in mind. I am tolerant of race play... as well as nudity in FemDom videos... does that mean I'm going to do it? No. It means I understand that we each have our own KINKS/FETISHES/FANTASIES/DESIRES/LIMITS WHATEVER you want to call it.

I wish Niteflirt was functioning so I could look back at the customer history and figure out who the fuck this submxx is... Usually the mouthy ones are the same idiots who have spent a grand total of $10 over the course of 4 years. "I used to like you until you started racist remarks and videos for your subs" is what he said... Get the fuck out.

First Picture Set from My photo shoot is ready...

2009-10-28T01:02:57Z

Click the button to purchase!

My first "serious" boy friend was black

2009-10-26T19:34:54Z

Okay I lie, he was HALF black. His mom was white, his dad was black. I grew up in a small town in the middle of the bible belt.... there were only 2 black kids at our school - and they were also half black half white. Anyway... I grew up in a terrible small hick town - one that I RARELY visit because just the thought of their ignorance sickens Me still to this day. But I did grow up in such a place, and although I vow to NEVER live in such a place again... I still appreciate where I came from, because I think it made Me who I am today.

My first boy friend was actually from a different school... he lived 40 minutes away and our school's played each other in sports. However, his school was much more diverse than mine. Literally... the only sort of "ethnicity" we had in our school was Latino (primarily Mexican). And that's it... no Asians or Blacks or Jews even... simply white kids, some Latino kids, and then the 2 half black/white kids. My school was small - my graduating class was less than 200. Anyway... It was always funny to Me how people were so derogatory about other races. Obviously I'm referring to the white kids... I never really understood how in this day and age such blatant ignorance still existed. Especially since most of these white kids had never had ANY sort of ACTUAL interaction with different races. How did all these middle-class white kids know so much about black people? WE didn't have any to interact with at our school... so how in the world did they hate them so much?? Aaah... stereotypes. I'd prefer to blame it mostly on the parents... which I'm sure was most often times the case. Parents and TV.

It never ceased to amaze me the shit talking that would go on about My boy friend when he wasn't around (which was most often the case - I usually went to his school because My school didn't accept him - such BS - I know). First of all, no one wanted a hot girl (yes I was still hot in high school) dating someone from another school. And GOD FUCKING FORBID that guy was black. Wow.. the shit talking was incredible! The things I would hear I had never heard in My entire life - not even on from Ann Coulter on Fox News!! It was funny though, the few times he did come around to some of My girl friend's parties - the guys that always talked shit about him (spewed racial slurs like it was their job) - oh these guys were ASS KISSING like you wouldn't BELIEVE!!!! Ugh... I still have such a bad taste in My mouth.

This first boy friend of Mine turned out to be a total loser and I ditched him after about 2 years (wow high school relationships are so funny). But.... dating him taught Me a few things. The world is a cruel place. My point is... racism exists. It sucks. It's offensive, and although I am guilty of it Myself (at times), it's not My thing even in the BDSM scene for a few bucks. I feel too bad to play the "racist" bitch to get a few extra bucks. I'm not going to say I've never done it before, because that would be a blatant lie, but I have realized THROUGH what I have been through in the past as well as what I've tried in this scene - that racial play isn't for Me. But I am an individual.

Now you all might say I'm being a hypocrite - and that may be the case. I know, I made a video called "Mazel Tov you're a loser Jew!" And I'll be honest - I'm not at ALL anti-semetic (all of my boy friend's in college were Jewish). Nor did I really pretend to be in the video... the video was mainly meant to show My power over religion. IT was more of a sacrilegious clip than it was anything else. It was fun, and I'm sure it offended A LOT of people, and that's not what I was intending to do. I was merely trying to capitalize on a holiday that I knew so many people (especially a few of My slaves) were celebrating. And to see it mocked and ridiculed in return for money, was entertaining to Me. And I plan to make a similar clip come Lent.... and I was born Catholic :)

BUT - I must add that although I choose not to partake in race play - I don't necessarily consider myself the moral police on it either. If you choose to do it, more power to you. If it's your thing - good for you. I don't care. It's up to you to do what you feel comfortable doing, in your vanilla life and here. If you feel comfortable shoving dildos in your butt and spewing racial slurs - hey that's your thing, not Mine. But I'm not going to judge... although sometimes it's hard not to :/

OH and towelie was My attempt to make a funny stab at "towelhead's" name. Literally his yahoo ID was "towelhead" something or other... I didn't make that shit up, nor did I force that name upon him. I preferred to call him towelie because I felt it was less offensive and it reminded Me more of a towel saying "wanna get high?" (in a very high-pitched south park voice) than a racist arab stereotype. I don't even know if he was Arab.. he was middle-eastern, but middle eastern doesn't always mean someone must be Arab. Anyway.. he fell off the face of the earth so he's out of the picture - not sure why I'm giving that tool this recognition, but whateve.

And the moral of the story is: I do not discriminate when it comes to boy friends... HA. I guess you can say "I got jungle fever."

aruba it is

2009-10-24T04:37:32Z

Danni sold me... Aruba it is. I'll be there in November. I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!! Hey how about that new user pic?

kevin james = chunker

2009-10-23T18:03:41Z

Sd Wanna Be came back around last night. he had QUITE a bit to drink, and I scored a $1000 SHOP BOP GIFT CARD!! I cannot WAIT to spend that on some hot clothes for My caribbean vacation that I'm planning for mid November. I can't decide between Aruba, Barbados, St. Lucia? Any recommendations?

gulliblle is back... he sent the final $1000 and I've agreed to let him back into My stable. he also sent Me a picture of his dick - which I'm pretty sure is THE SMALLEST thing I've EVER seen in My entire life. No wonder he's still a virgin. Since that small fleshy piece between his legs is pretty much useless I've decided to make him a guinea pig for some CBT experiments. Last night I made him sleep with a Q-tip in his dick, and it had to be atleast 2 inches in. After seeing pics of his dick, 2 inches is pushing it - because that's all he's working with down there. I wonder if it was in so deep it was hitting his bladder? HA! Oh gosh that reminds me of a time when yahoo still had those crazy ass chatrooms and I was "curious" and entered a "weird insertions" room. I was immediately sent a "so-and-so wants you to view their cam" ... stupid Me. I click "accept" and then saw a big wooden spoon - the handle was completely inserted inside this fatasses dick. That's right - right in the pee-hole. I couldn't eat for 3 days.

Anyway.. back to gullible geek... this is what I awoke to this morning as an offline message on yahoo... of course I couldn't help but laugh hysterically:

"Lots of pain, I am in a lot of pain. With the qtip in my penis it I was not able to lay on my front or my sides. I layed on my back but that didn;t do the trick ... i then got out of the ben around 3 to sleep to ssit in the chair in the room. That worked. I don't know the exact time i feel alseep it might have been 3:30 ish. I then slept past the normal time i get up for work (5:20 my time). I'm not now getting ready for work. My back hurts from the chair, very tired and my penis is killing me"

OMG, have I told you how BADASS My new TV is? Holy shit... 55 inches is MASSIVE!! I can see the pores on some people... I could probably pop their blackheads if I wanted! Hoyl shit, and the quality of the picture is insane. I've never really been a big "tv" person, they've really never done much for Me. However, I can honestly say that after seeing a picture THIS good, it's going to be hard for Me to watch anyone else's tv. Holy Shit, it's awesome. I think I may need a new Home Entertainment Stand and maybe even a new Home Theater System. Of course that will be on gullible's "to-do" list. Right after "wooden spoon insertion" LOL!!!

I know you are obsessed with My feet, so repeat after Me: "i am a loser addict for Princess Lyne's PERFECT feet" And then go buy this video:

OH hey-yo retired stopped by last week BEGGING for Me to take some money from him... in exchange for a pair of My stinky socks. $450 later, I agreed. Then the next day I get an email "sorry, I don't know what got into me last night. I don't need the socks, just keep the $450 and consider it a tribute :)" HA!!!! PUSSY!! I Think he's scared that if takes the plunge he won't be able to resist anymore. I swear he comes back from retirement more than Brett Favre & Michael Jordan combined.

lobsterboy = Shawn Edell

- pay up or I'll post even more of your info. The sooner you send that $200 the sooner I'll take down your shit. Quit wasting MY time. Geezus.

slave ken cannot resist My ass... he couldn't help but send Me a $150 amazon gift card AND a $50 Fandango gc after watching one of My ass worship videos. slave ken.... always so predictable :)

OKay so there's this contest for "girl of the week" that GirlProfit.com is holding. Apparently whoever gets the most votes will get permanent back links up on one of their sites. ANyway... so if you guys help Me win I will post a pic from My playboy audition that you HAVEN'T seen before.

Click here to vote: http://twtpoll.com/yzvo4k

So it's weird, I've actually seen a picture of chunker, but I still think he actually looks like Kevin James. Or let Me rephrase that: I think, based upon his stupid and sometimes comical actions, that he should look just like Kevin James. Maybe they modeled the characters played by Kevin James after chunker himself... wouldn't doubt it.

not sure what good this will do..

2009-10-22T20:16:16Z

But GirlProfit.com is having a contest for "Girl of the Week." I think whoever gets the most votes gets a permanent link on their site (which isn't even up yet, but whatever.) Feel free to cast you vote - for ME, of course. Click here to vote: http://twtpoll.com/r/yzvo4k

bikini beat down POV

2009-10-22T17:20:13Z

Bikini Beat Down - Face Slaps Punches and Kicks to the nuts! POV

Blonde Bitches Face-Slap Session

At the airport in Connecticut...

2009-10-19T11:45:00Z

So I had a photoshoot in Connecticut yesterday, so I flew in late Saturday and then had the shoot all day yesterday. It's now 6:30am central time and I'm at the airport ready to fly back to Chicago. I know I haven't had a good update in a while, so I thought I'd do something while I have some free time. I'm sure I'm going to forget about a few of you... but that is life. Get over it, move on.

I've been pretty MIA lately... I can't really handle signing on to yahoo anymore and seeing 50 offline messages. What is with you guys? What's the point in sending me 20 messages about your addiction? Do I care? The answer is: No. If your addiction doesn't involve a receipt for something you've bought from/for Me, then I guess you should ask yourself before sending Me countless offline messages. you idiots are the reason I don't sign on to yahoo in the first place. Too much talk, not enough action. Can you imagine how many offlines I get everyday? Can you imagine all the idiots out there BEGGING to see Me on cam? No, you can't - it even surprises Me.

Anyway... so I just drank a piping hot coffee from Dunkin' Donuts (LOOOOVE it), and now I just edited a clip that I'll be posting later. I wonder what the guy sitting next to Me was thinking when he looked over and saw what I was doing? HA!

Okay... so let's see. OH! S-D-Wanna-be was such an awesome person to have around... I kinda enjoyed his emails (key word: KINDA) and he always bought some pretty kickass things off My wishlist. I'll definitely be warm this winter - he purchased Me a new coat and a replacement pair of Uggs. I live in Uggs in the winter, so these are definitely a must. He also managed to scoop Me up a hot Rachel Pally top which I AM IN LOVE WITH! Can't wait to take some pics in it! But.. s-d-wanna-be's relationship was short-lived :( So sad.... I really am kinda disappointed :(

stupid jew fag sent Me a yamaca a couple weeks ago right around the time I posted My Mazel Tov video on Clips4Sale. stupid jew fag is addicted tO my man's cum.... he sent Me the yamaca and requested that My boy friend blow his load all over it. LOL... well that he did!! And so now I'm making stupid jew fag pay $75 for Me to mail it back to him... how lucky is this little faggot? He CRAVES My man's cum... he takes cum guzzling very seriously (direct quote from sjf himsef).

OH!!!! How the f could I have forgot... remember gullible geek? Yeah well he decided to lie to Me about having to pay his brother's mortgage because his brother lost his job. Yadda-yadda, I knew he was full of shit when he opened his fat mouth. But I didn't really push the issue because I HAVE been busy lately. So anyway.. the original plan was for gullible to buy Me a new 55 inch TV. But because of the "brother lost his job" lie, I let it slide. So anyway... time goes on and I sign on to yahoo sometime last week to receive a message from gullible himself: "you know that TV I was supposed to buy you? Well I bought it for myself! HAHAHA" Oh... really? Wow... that's a good way to get the shit kicked out of you. I cannot handle that top from the bottom bullshit. it is NOT for Me. Some Dommes may like it... I do not. So anyway... after I get that message I do some quick research and threaten the fatass gullible geek with exposing him to his friends/family/coworkers for being such an addict. Well, it didn't take long until I received this in My email inbox:

But I am not done yet, gullible. If you want back in you gotta send another $1k. And as you know - I'm not fucking around.

Angel wings popped in last week for a quick wallet rape. LUckily for him I was shooting a clip so I was bikini-clad and feeling SUPER greedy. too bad it took only $300 for him to blow his load :( But atleast I got $300 to shop with on ShopBop.com when I get a free moment. I' so damn busy lately I don't even have time to shop!! That's what you guys are for: SHOP FOR ME!! My wishlist is calling your name: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/6ECFIAJQ4AKS

My hair and body are STILL greasy from the babyoil we used in the photoshoot yesterday. How do I get this shit off? I took a bath AND a shower and I still feel like I'm covered in it! WTH?! Tierra? Danni? Any tips on how to get this shit off Me?

FLIGHT IS BOARDING!! ADIOS

Photoshoot tomorrow... New clips

2009-10-17T00:32:16Z

Blondes Boots & Ballbusts OH MY!!

Superheroine Silk Spectre Vs. the Shoe humper

So sad... at #12

2009-10-15T06:20:24Z

Spit Slurp Slut DOUBLE TIME

I've got Myself a new BOOT SLUT

Second Solo Fart

buy 'em up - I'm #8!

2009-10-10T16:03:06Z

I'm #8 on clips4sale! Keep up the good work - or should I be saying that to Myself since it's MY work that's kicking some much ass?! HA!

Spit Slurp Slut

My first fight

Sweaty Feet JOI

For $245 the title of THE BIGGEST Princess Lyne loser goes to....

2009-10-08T15:45:01Z

****DRUMROLL PLEASE****

slut steven

Congratulations, slut steven, you outbid all the other rejects on ebanned to win the title of The BIGGEST loser! HAHAHA!!! Not only are you MY biggest loser, but it looks like you're also a huge cross dressing slutbag for Danni, Tierra, AND many other Dommes out there. your name suits you well: SLUT. you're like the town tricycle, everyone gets a ride!!! HAHAHA... I love seeing you bid on My items because I know you WON'T lose! you won't disappoint Me, you CAN'T disappoint Me because you know I give your pathetic, meaningless life a little bit of purpose. Awww... how nice of Me :)

How special do you feel right now, slut? This entire journal entry is devoted to you and your worthless existence. W/we all know you exist ONLY to please Us superior Goddesses. That's why you WON'T lose an auction. Once I tell you to bid, you're kneeling in front of your computer wearing My bikini and sucking on a carrot.. and of course you're bidding My auction UP UP UP and AWAY!! you even bid AGAINST yourself! HA!!! Keep it coming slut, I just love abusing you for My own personal gain. Don't you agree, Danni & Tierra??

slut steven really will do anything to please. Danni and I are contemplating using him in a few clips when I get the chance to fly down to Florida to visit Her. slut steven has been keeping Danni happy for quite a while now, making sure he pays TOP dollars for her skimpy little bikinis. I bet you have quite the collection these days, slut. Just check out his Ebanned "Me" page to see a few of the items he's been lucky enough to win. Now the commentary is HILARIOUS!!! I'm guessing the slut himself didn't come up with the commentary on his own. Of course he had to have Danni help write up something amusing about himself. No way could this reject be THAT entertaining. Kudos to Danni for a superb job!

So I was thinking how FUN it would be to take a trip down to Florida to see Danni and meet up with the sissy slut himself: steven. I'd love to have a photoshoot of you on the beach, IN PUBLIC, posing in each bikini you own. How many bikinis DO you own, slut?? I bet you might even have more bikinis than I , lol. Now THAT would be pathetic.

The photoshoot would probably cause a crowd (hopefully), and I'm sure so many people would be offended seeing your mini-dick poking through one of My bikinis or how about danni's micro thong? LOL!! SIIIIICK!!! I'm neauseaus and entertained all at the same time... I can't tell which feeling is more prevalent. I'm pretty sure it's a 50/50 even split.

Want a taste of what this reject looks like in MY bikni? Shield your eyes.. this faggo likes to suck on phallic images and pretend he's a Goddess in My bikini. But WE all know he's nothing but a sissy buttfucker!

Congrats slut steven, you paid $245 for this write-up. FEEL PRIVILEGED, BITCH!!!!

Lots to indulge in..

2009-10-07T15:05:30Z

I know I already posted some of these, but I biffed the code up so it didn't link correctly... therefore I am posting them AGAIN with the correct links. Enjoy!

Self-Bukakee JOI

Forced Pit Sniffing

Blonde Lapdance Ballbust double-team

Human Trampoline & Doormat

Ass Slave Jealousy - Jealous of slave andy?

Face Fart Fantasy COME TRUE! Top 50 Clip within 1 day of listing!