another fucking move.... how many times have I moved in the past 3 years? Fuck.. like a million, I swear. This is awful. I hate everything that goes along with it. Throwing things out (you try to sell shit but it's never worth the money you get in return so instead you just toss it). Wonderful - a brand new blender? Oh well, let's toss it. Fuck. And then there's the whole buying of new things to fill the extra space you have at the new place. Luckily I"m moving into a 2 bedroom, which I am excited about. But now I have to figure out how to furnish the second room... as well as buy extra storage thingies because there isn't much storage space in the new place. Sigh...

Oh and the packing, I don't even know where to start. First of all it's awful, just plain awful. It starts by figuring out which boxes to put everything in. Then you have to figure out how to organize the stuff in your boxes so you group similar items from similar parts of the house together (thinking it will help when you unpack, but I'm not really sure if that shit even matters). And then the whole process of making sure NOTHING breaks.. ugh. And even then.. like when should I pack My dishes? That shit is time consuming and I'd prefer to get the harder stuff done first... but I'm going to need them right up until the time the movers get here. So what do I do - just wait until they're here Tuesday AM to pack them? So annoying - I want everything packed up RIGHT now, but I don't want to do it. I don't have the time and patience... and I certainly don't have enough wine in the house.

So I could go out and get a bottle of wine to help Me pack... but then... if I drink too much wine I start getting clumsy with my packing strategy. "Oh hell, just throw the glass bowls in there with the pillows, no need to wrap them up - they're FIIIIIINE." LOL... But I'm so fucking bored while packing that I need some wine to SOMEWHAT entertain Me. Ugh.. double edged sword of course.

Can I just keep shit in My dresser drawers? I mean, I am paying them to move My stuff... they can use a dolly or whatever else they need to get it out - so what if it's heavy? I don't feel like taking the stuff out of My drawers and having to put everything back in them once I'm in the new place. Fuck it, I'm leaving everything in there. you would think I'd be a pro at moving... but somehow I'm not.

Oh, did I mention that I actually decided I would keep all the boxes that I used in My last move? Well yeah.. that's what I decided last June when I moved in.... then 6 months later I thought "hell, I'll probably be here another year atleast, I need some space, let's toss these boxes." WONDERFUL.... now I have to dish out more of My own money to buy cardboard. NOthing excites Me more than spending My money on cardboard, I promise you.

So here I am... needing boxes and some wine (maybe some boxed wine? omg did I just say that?)... and maybe someone to come over and pack for Me? Why can't I just have someone do all My packing FOR Me ?? And then that same person can put Me up in a hotel until Tuesday morning - that way all the stuff I need will be with Me in My suitcase and I'll be ready to go Tuesday morning for the movers.

I would start packing more stuff right now... but then again I have a fucking softball game tonight at 6:30. not only do I have ONE softball game, I have TWO. yes, a double header. I'm terrible at softball... I either strikeout or hit a grounder to the fucking pitcher or first base. Somehow I managed to score ONE pathetic run last season. I play right field - the spot where NO ONE EVER HITS THE DAMN BALL!!!! Except one time last season it was hit to Me... and then when I went to throw it to 2nd base the ball slipped out of My hand and flew about a quarter of the way to the 2nd baseman. Whoops! Why am I even paying to do this? I don't know... I guess to be a little more social. But then again I just get pissy because I'm so terrible, lol. I do not think it's fun to try and play a sport with other people when you are terrible (not to mention the WORST on the team, lol). Why wasn't I blessed with any sort of coordination? Geez... I'm surprised I can walk in heels.

I'm praying for rain. Please.... Please.... can't you just piss down rain on the entire city of Chicago for Me?? Just this once... please???

And I have some new videos up for your jerking enjoyment. Click the pics to buy!

Tight ass Jeans worship:



Small Penis Humiliation Rant - Send Me a picture of your dick and this is what you get!



Shiny Farts - Sniff em boys!

Well it's moving time again so I'm auctioning off a few items on Ebanned. I'm currently auctioning off My lingerie:

And My foot shavings + free video clip:


Go here to bid on these items: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?action=showme&user=Princess_lyne

chunker? is your email really that fucked up? I think you should just go back to how it was before you tried to "merge" all of your emails into Outlook, or whatever the hell you're doing. I don't think it's working, chunk, because you still haven't responded to My email that I sent you Friday morning... that's not like you.

anyway... I'm moving next Tuesday and I started packing yesterday. Ugh... I can't believe I'm moving again. So fucking annoying. Movers are costing Me $700... who wants to chipin?

My new rollerblades arrived in the mail yesterday (although later than I wanted) from My soon to be "retired pet." I am completely stoked to finally wear them out!! It's been FOREVER since I've really "tore it up" with My blades. I can't wait to get some serious use out of them this summer! I skated around in the hallways yesterday after I got them... and I still got My skills, so don't worry. I will still be needing some wrist guards though, just in case. I'll be adding those to My wishlist...

I also got the two new pairs of jeans from retired, as well as the HOT new black miniskirt. I can't wait to do some damage in that skirt - damage to your WALLETS, that is! Still waiting on the Puma sweatshirt and the Marc Jacobs bag (which I forgot to mention in the previous post). I can't wait to get a nice new leather Marc Jacobs bag - in WHITE - perfect for the summer!

This weekend was pretty good - aside from losing My David Yurman Confetti diamond ring (did I say FUCK yet? Ugh!), I did have a good time at a wedding on Friday, partied like a rockstar all day on Saturday (beginning at the beach and then to the Taste of Randolph festival), and then Sunday I met up with Ms Danni and made some clips. I bet you little addicts are DYING to see what we did, huh? Well the first video is up and it's a jerkoff instruction/cum countdown. I know you guys are dying to jerk it to Me and Ms Danni in our slutty little dresses. Don't wait, buy it, bitches! Click the pic to buy:




hey Danni, did you see I'm at 15 now, and you're at 11? Way to go girly! I told you SexyFlex wasn't going anywhere but closer to #1!!! Nice job!

And I've got another lapdance ballbust video for My sadistic slaves. Watch Me dance on My slave and then slap and punch him in the nuts for enjoying it! Click the pic to buy:




I think that's it for now... I have too much to get done today.

Well it's been a while since I've had a pretty good wallet raping session.. but yesterday that changed. My soon to be "retired" slut came crawling back.. begging for more. Of course I made him Chipin $600, buy $100 in clips, pay for a new Puma-Ferrari hoody, some new Rollerblades (SOOO FUCKING STOKED ABOUT MY ROLLERBLADES!!!), and also 2 pairs of hot jeans and a new black miniskirt from ShopBop. Grand total? I think somewhere around $1500. Nice work, if I do say so Myself.

Oh and I took some ignore calls yesterday - most of the callers were pretty pathetic. I think the longest caller stayed on the line for 10 mins, whoopty-fucking-doo. Can't you idiots do better than that?! I know you want to listen in on all the fun I'm having. And I was having a lot of fun last night - I'm talking 1 pitcher of sangria, 2 dirty ketel martinis with stuffed olives, and 2 beers - yep, a lot of fun. Then again I'm paying for it this morning.

Okay, that is all.. no one else is worth mentioning. Sucks to be you!

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Busting his nuts!



Cash and Cum control! Manipulating you in My shiny silver outfit




Be My fart sniffer!!




Super Shiny Ass worship - Bronze Style!

I am currently installing Adobe Creative Suite on My mac. I cannot be more excited. I will be adding the Adobe "for dummies" books to My amazon wishlist so you guys can help Me learn how to create a better site/videos/etc. I know My pets would be happy to see My website updated more often and maybe even a little revamp. Well as soon as I learn how to use all this kickass new software, you will be seeing just that.

So I took a little "break"... and well that "break" is not entirely over yet. I'm still here, but I'm trying to figure out what exactly I want out of this scene. Lately it hasn't been as fulfilling as it once was. Oh, and all of My loyal pets can officially thank the dozens of wankers that have contributed to this break. Let's give all the time wasters a round of applause - you have convinced Me that I shouldn't trust anyone but Myself. Congratulations!!

Anyway... I got some Starbucks yesterday and realized My chunker surprised ME with a wonderful little Starbucks reload. All of you should use chunker as an example... he's here for a reason - and that reason is ME. Some of you are hre for the wrong reasons - yourself. Now I realize this is a give and take relationship (at times), but keep in mind I will always be TAKING more than GIVING... so I suggest you get used to it. Otherwise, you know where the door is, bitches!

Only a couple more weeks and I'll be moving - YET AGAIN. My movers will cost around $700 or so. That means My pets need to be saving up to help foot the bill, because of course I do not expect to be shelling out any of My own cash for such a thing. Contact Me for ways to pay, sluts.

I'm back on the Clips4Sale top ranks!! Last time I looked I was at #24... now get to purchasing more of My hot ass clips because I know you just LOVE pleasing Me and you LOVE My clips. What are you waiting on, pets? Hop to it! Click the pic for My most recent "Spit Slurping Loogie Whore" clip:




stu - when did you steal My password to My email? Geez... I can't believe I just found out 1 1/2 years later... and why are you STILL checking My email? I haven't spoken to you in over a year. NO wonder you would just "HAPPEN" to show up at Luma on Park Ave. when I was there. Aaah - I wonder how many other times you were lingering in the background stalking Me - after all you did see ALL of My flight confirmations to Florida as well as My emails back and forth to My friends making plans. Or were you emailing someone pretending that you were Me? Maybe a new young girl you were trying to convince to come visit you. I wouldn't put it past you, I know what you're capable of. you're a sick, sick man. And btw, change your profiles to state your real age because you are NOT 40 years old. you may be able to pull off 55 on a good day, but I promise you no one believes you're 40. you're only make it harder for yourself. And I have changed My passwords so your may also want to change up your little scheme.

I want to know why you buy 20-30+ clips at a time... and I have no idea who you are. Where are you selling My clips? And I have sources that tell Me that My store isn't the only clips4sale store that you do this with...

I need info ASAP... If anyone else knows what he's up to, let Me know?

Time for another ass worship video for you butt loving freaks out there. Click the pic and start the WANK-A-THON!!

he's totally fucked! That's right, slave andy was totally fucked up right before I had him chauffeur Me to the clubs for the night. I made sure to give him some AWESOME face slaps and I even got a
few punches in to his face. And then... of course I couldn't help but give him a few good punches to the gut and kidneys, oh and how could I forget - some knees to the nuts !! And the finale?! Well
the Christian Louboutin's really loved busting his nuts!! That's right - a few good KICKS to the nuts!

lobster boy... shawn... from NY.... This message will stay up and I'll add your pictures and personal information throughout the day unless you get that $300 greendot card. you have 2 hours. Ready... set... GO!

Picture #1: And yes - he really IS as dumb as he looks.

Phone # for lobster boy shawn: 607-698-2078 or 607-324-7373

Lobster boy claims that it's SOOO inconvenient for him to get a Greendot Moneypak reload. When I did the "find a Greendot location near you" on greendotonline.com - I found that there is a location that sells Greendot reload moneypaks on the SAME STREET that he lives on!!! Wow - are you that lazy you stupid fucking moron? I think you are... Well how about you walk down Seneca Street - you could use the exercise - and grab Me a $400 greendot moneypak reload. Because I know that hornell, NY is NOT that big, and Seneca St... well there's only one of them. So get your ass moving, you fucking waste of space.

Oh... and here's his full size pic:


Lobster boy's full name is Shawn R. Edell and he lives in Hornell, NY. he's addicted to painkillers and whoring himself out. He works in "expediting" at Alstom.

When the jackass initially contacted Me, this is how it went (keep in mind this was February... since then I have received almost 300 emails from him... fucking disgusting):

"Hello Princess Lyne, well let me start off by introducing myself, i'am Shawn, i work in business, i'am 40 yrs old, single, no kids. I liked your website very much Ma'am. I was wondering and this is a serious and scary step for me but i'am very much into financial domination, someone in complete control of me. But i dont know if i can willingly commit so i wanted to inquire about being forced into it, i mean can you take control of me by blackmail, so if i dont meet your needs you will expose me. I dont have a webcam as yet, but do you get the info yourself by just knowing my real name or do i provide info. Do you take blackmail serious i mean if i were to not meet your needs would you expose me. Have you ruined men in the past for not following through with your commands. I'am sorry for all of the questions but this is a big step and a commitment that i'am a little scared of i mean i have heard of some men getting involved with Financial Domination and in some instances a few Mistresses have ruined these guys by exposing them. I do hope to hear from you Princess Lyne. Sincerely, shawn"

Trying to play stupid.. lol. he's all over Angel's blog and Sierra's... this idiot is by NO MEANS "new" to this scene and what goes along with it. And what's with his apostrophes where they don't belong? "i'am" LOL! you work in "business?" Hmm... are you foreign? Is English your native language or are you just a dumbass? Or maybe you're too heavily sedated on all those painkillers you pop on a daily basis because your life SUCKS. Fuck, I would hate to be you.

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I love ballbusting and who would've known it's a GREAT workout for your thighs?! Check it out.. it's sure to make you laugh, cringe, and cry, I PROMISE!




Jerkin' it Command and Countdown!! Teasing you with how HOT I look in this outfit and controlling how you jerk it... and lucky for you I give you a countdown in the end - can you last?!

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Making you My sweat bucket

This is a custom video for a sick and twisted little sweat lover. he would LOVE to sniff and lick My sweaty pits... lol. HOW DISGUSTING!!! Maybe I'll allow the idiot to drink my sweat after a workout... mmm salty tasty body-odor... YUM.




tom's been a fan for a while now... his fetish: shiny stripper apparel.

Bingo - I got all that and more. But the real funny part here... is all the SICK and TWISTED things tom's been up to. Since I've known him he's probably done the most degrading things I've EVER heard of. In this video I tease him in My sexy little stripper outfit and talk about all the nasty things tom has done in the past.

email Me - PrincessLyne@gmail.com asap if you are available for some filming... no you will not get paid.

Spit Slurping Loogie Whore #2!!!
Just another spitting clip where I grace My slave with My wonderful spit. He takes it like a champ - as always - and slurps every little bit of My Goddess Spit and Loogies! (Two versions available: M4V & WMV)

Like in a month or so... but in the mean time I'll be catching up on custom videos that I've promised for My puppets. Click the pics to buy:

your ugly fat wife doesn't stand a chance!



Flip Flop Teaser:




Forever Fucked by Feet: MY FEET!